Mayhem Results (24/05)

Dark Match
Bra and Panties Match
Stacey Vs Miss Jessica

Stacey comes to the ring wearing a silk gown with the Ace of Spades on the back as the crowd boo.Miss Jessica comes out to lixed reception and gets in the ring

RJ-This cant go ahead shes five months pregnant for god sakes

Miss Jessica whispers in the referees ear and the referee rings the bell.Miss Jessica takes down the jogging bottoms she came to the ring in and her top off and does a twirl as Stacey wins the match.Stacey points and starts laughing at Miss Jessica who leaves the ring in tears as Stacey celebrates

MAYHEM

Match 1
Internet Title
Finlay Vs Real Dude

Real Dude comes out first to cheers as Finlays music hits and he gets a standing ovation

RJ-The crowd are well aware this is Finlays last match and are appreciative of his talent

The two men lock up and Finlay backs Real into a corner followed by a clean break.They lock up again and Real backs Finlay up again with a clean break. The third lock up Finlay takes control of with a forearm followed by a forearm uppercut sending Real to the mat. Finlay runs the ropes and misses with a dropped elbow as Real applies a legscissors around Finlays head.Finlay does a forward roll to escape with no luck as Real cranks up the pressure before Finlay makes it to the ropes.Real sits on the ropes to allow Finlay back in and Finlay excepts as both men circle inside the ring before locking up again.Finlay suprises Real with a monkey flip before clotheslining him over the top rope

Michael Wire-Their feeling each other out but its beginning to get interesting

Finlay sits on the ropes opening them for Real as he did earlier and Real smiles as he enters the ring. Real challenges Finlay to a test of strength and immediately kicks Finlay in the gut releasing his fingers. Real whips Finlay into the corner followed by a clothesline as just the ropes in the corner hold Finlay up.Real picks Finlay up and places him on the top rope but Finlay pushes Real off after he climbs up and points to the 6wf crowd before performing a moonsault

RJ-Where the hell did he pull that out from 1...2......3! No he Kicked out! Real Dude kicked out of the moonsault!

A frustrated Finlay holds his head in his hands before picking up Real Dude and drilling him with the Celtic Cross

Michael Wire-Thats got to be it! 1...2.......3!

RJ-No he got a foot on the rope! Unbelievable!

Finlay cant believe it and gets frustrated before going for his shileleigh.Finlay swings and misses as Real connects with his Superkick and falls on top of Finlay 1...2......3!

RJ-What a match!

Real staggers to his feet as Finlay rolls out of the ring and grabs the Internet Title. Finlay rolls back into the ring and goes nose to nose with Real Dude before backing off and putting The Internet Title over Reals shoulder. Finlay puts out his hand and Real immediately shakes it before hugging Finlay and leaving the ring as the 6wf crowd applaud Finlay who has a tear in his eye!

Camera shows Bezerker and Belinda in the back with Belinda massaging Bezerker and sneaking a bite of muffin at the same time that Bezerker doesnt realise with his eyes closed

Bezerker-Tonights the night Belinda.Yours,Gerrys and Steves PPV debuts

At that moment Trash tvs music hits and Bezerker and Belinda watch Gerry and Steve make their way to the ring

Match 2
JOHNSON BRAWL
JJ Johnson Vs Gary'Angel'Johnson Vs Untouchable Jake Johnson Vs Gerry Johnson Vs Steve Johnson

The man with his 6wf career on the line Untouchable makes his way out next for the no disqualification match followed by JJ Johnson and finally Gary'Angel'Johnson. The bell rings and Steve gets out of the ring as Gerry asks what hes doing before being German Suplexed from behind by Gary'Angel'Johnson. Untouchable and JJ are fighting in one corner and Angel takes advantage by frogsplashing Gerry 1...2......Steve pulls Angel off who looks puzzled before chasing Steve around the ring.Steve dives in the ring and Angel has him cornered as Gerry jumps on his back.Meanwhile JJ performs a scoop slam on Untouchable and hangs him upside down on in the corner before getting a garbage can and putting him head first in it and dropkicking the can.JJ grabs a cane and hits Gerry on the derierre around the ring before smashing the cane over Angels head.Steve just lies down and JJ puts a foot on him 1...2......Untouchable just makes the save. Jake side suplexes JJ and gets a two count before turning his attention to Steve 1...2.......Angel makes the save.Angel rolls out of the ring and grabs a ladder

Crowd-Oooh!

Angel climbs the ladder but Untouchable catches him and superplexes him off near top of the ladder

Crowd-Holy **** Holy ****

JJ being the only man up gets a table,sets it up and places Angel on top before climbing the ladder.JJ hits an elbowdrop off the top of the ladder as Gerry and Steve watch on from outside the ring 1...2......3!

Match 3
Enforcer/Trish Stratus Vs Bezerker/Belinda

Enforcer and Trish Stratus come out to Enforcers music

Crowd-**** **** **** ****!

RJ-The 6wf crowd not holding back their thoughts on Trish tonight

Enforcer puts his hands over Trishs ears as Trash tv's music plays but no-one comes out.Enforcer and Trish Stratus start laughing but the music plays again and a spotlight appears above the titantron

Michael Wire-You must be kidding!

Bezerker and Belinda make their entrance on a handglider sailing over the ring and Michael and RJ into the 6wf crowd. The crowd mob them as they eventually make it to the ring

Michael Wire-Only in 6wf

The match starts with the 'ladies' as they tear each others hair and roll around both evenly in control before Trish tags Enforcer.Enforcer walks up to Belinda who looks petrified and tags Bezerker who comes in with fists flying before hitting an elbow to Enforcers face 1...Kick out! Bezerker puts Enforcer in a full nelson and tells Belinda to slap him which she does before Bezerker throws Enforcer to the mat and connects with a legdrop 1...2......Kick out! Bezerker picks up Enforcer and whips him into the ropes but ducks too early and Enforcer dropkicks him on his injured leg.Enforcer soon takes control on the leg choplocking it,stamping on it and picking it up and throwing it to the mat.Belinda looks on helpless as Enforcer applies a one legged boston crab.Bezerker is in it for a good couple of minutes and looks to of passed out when Belinda comes in and starts slapping Enforcer. Trish Stratus comes in and goes for a chick kick but misses and Belinda throws her out of the ring.Belinda turns around to be caught with a big boot to the face by Enforcer

Crowd-

Enforcer makes the pin as a helpless Bezerker looks on 1...2......3! Hobo rushes the ring and cleans house on Enforcer before River Ace runs down the ramp and low blows him.River Ace stands over Hobo

River Ace-Il see you later!

Before raising Enforcers and Trish Stratus's hands

RJ goes to the back to get an interview with The Saint

RJ-So Saint the time is here,the final of the 6wf Title Tournament and your chance to become undisputed Champion as well as Shutdown Commisioner

The Saint-You know RJ,The Saints usually one for the ladies,one for a laugh and a joke and tries to put on a better show week by week but tonight is serious RJ

Saint pauses

Im only kidding,im relaxed.Im chilled.Im cool as ice because i know im better than GWC.Always have been and always will be.Boy when i stopped carrying that useless piece of **** around look whats happened to The Saint.Iv rocketed to the top and im running the damn show. Anyway why would i change the way iv been doing things,im on a roll bay-bee.You free later RJ

RJ-Err yeah

The Saint-Of course you are and il make sure you get in to the party of the year when The Saint paints the town Red

Saint walks off

Match 4
Hardcore Title
Crime Lord Vs Matt Lightning

Matt Lightning comes to the ring through the crowd as Crime Lords music plays and he struts to the ring. Crime Lord slaps Matt Lightning who retaliates with fists sending Crime Lord back before clotheslining him over the top rope. Matt Lightning goes to the top rope and splashes onto Crime Lord on the outside before raining down lefts and rights and hitting him with a vicious chair shot.The referee gets to an eight count before Lightning throws him in the ring.Lightning goes for a twist of fate which is countered as Crime Lord pushes Lightning into the ropes before backbodydropping him

RJ-He looked ten feet in the air

Crime Lord grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays Lightning before applying a camel clutch and Lightnings in agony as Crime Lords muscles rip at Lightnings chin,Crime Lord lets go for some reason as he goes and gets some rope and puts it around Lightnings throat while back in the camel clutch. Lighning slowly makes his way to the ropes but the damage is done. Lightning rolls out of the ring and Crime Lord follows as Lightning drops Crime Lord throat first as Crime Lord climbs back on the apron after Lightning.Matt suplexes Crime Lord into the ring but is visibly in pain from the camel clutch. Lightning picks up Crime Lord but missed a backhand punch and Crime Lord hits a backcracker on the already injured back 1...2......Kick out! Crime Lord knees Lightning in the back before going for another camel clutch but Lightning hits a twist of fate out of nowhere.Lightning looks at Crime Lord but instead of going for the pin goes to the top rope quickly and dives off with a Swanton Bomb.Crime Lord puts the fire extinguisher still in the ring up though on the injured back and hits the Crime Pays for the 3 count!

Match 5
GRUDGE MATCH
River Ace Vs Hobo

Eminems Lose Yourself plays as River Ace makes his way to ringside with Stacey before The Littlest Hobo plays and Hobo races to ringside

RJ-Hobos p***ed and takes River to the mat

Hobo slams the back of Rivers head to the canvas numerous times as Stacey scurrys out of the ring. Hobo picks River up and slams him before kicking him in the head and choking him. River rolls out of the ring and Hobo follows.River grabs Stacey and puts her inbetween Himself and Hobo and pushes Stacey into Hobo before jumping on Hobo unawares and repeatedly punching him in the head. River throws Hobo into the ring and puts him throat first over the bottom rope before standing on him.River backs off as Stacey slaps him. River whips him into the ropes before hitting a running double axhandle 1...2......Kick out! Hobo gets to his feet to be hit with a piledriver 1...2......Kick out! River Ace starts slapping the back of Hobos head which seems to infuriate him as he starts shaking the ropes and River Ace punches his back to no affect

Crowd-

Hobo clotheslines River Ace a couple of times before hitting a standing splash 1...2.....2 9/10ths Kick out! Hobo cant believe it but continues with whipping River Ace into the ropes but River Ace reverses it and hits a wicked spinebuster 1...2......Kick out! River Ace gets thrown some brass knuckles as Stacey distracts the ref River Ace hits Hobo square in the jaw 1...2......Kick out!

RJ-Whats it going to take to keep Hobo down?

River Ace argues with the referee as Hobo knees River Ace in the back and the referee tumbles out of the ring

River Ace low blows Hobo and composes himself and hits a perfect Poker-Plex 1...2......

LIGHTS GO OUT

Michael Wire-Whats going on?

The lights come back on to show Hobo on the mat and River Ace standing in the ring while Stacey frantically points behind him as standing there is...............................NEMISIS!

RJ-O MY GOD THATS NEMISIS!!!!! WE THOUGHT RIVER ACE HAD BURNED HIM ALIVE!!!!!!!

River Ace turns around and Nemisis picks River up and holds him before he chokeslams him down with force.Nemisis leaves the ring as Hobo puts an arm over River Ace and the referee comes around 1...2......3!

Match 6
Hero Vs TGA

The bells toll as TGA makes his way to ringside and watches Hero's dramatic entrance from the roof. TGA spits at Hero who kicks him in the gut before punching him and takes it in turn doing this before whipping him into the ropes and hitting a spinning heel kick 1...Kick out.TGA jawdrops Hero unexpectedly and puts him in a headlock. Hero is in this for a couple of minutes on the mat and the referee lifts his arm twice before Hero makes a comeback with elbows to TGA's chest. Hero is just about to run the ropes when TGA rakes him in the eyes pushes him into the corner and puts his shoulder into Hero's stomach three times.A strong Irish Whip sends Hero's back into the turnbuckle before he comes crashing down.TGA takes the top turnbuckle off and goes to ram Hero's head into it but Hero stops him and the two men trade punches before TGA whips Hero into the ropes but ducks his head and Hero goes for a Canadian Destroyer but TGA backdrops him over the top rope.TGA hits a sliding dropkick before Irish whipping Hero into the steps.TGA rolls Hero back in the ring and while still on the outside starts slamming the inside of his leg against the ringpost. TGA gets in the ring and punches Hero back into the turnbuckle and goes for an Irish whip but Hero reverses it and TGA goes with force into the exposed turnbuckle before Hero kicks him in the chest and hits a Canadian Destroyer 1...2......3!

A long video package plays of Rock v2 and EZ Moneys historys from their beginnings in 6wf to their feuds to them winning the Tag Team Championships but the music turns sour as it shows Rock v2 suffering frustration after frustration being outnumbered and losing matches before it shows Rock v2 smashing EZ Money with a chair and them both signing for the match

Match 7
LAST MAN STANDING
Rock v2 Vs EZ Money

Here comes the money plays as EZ Money walks to the ring with tapped fists looking very focused.If you smelalalalalalalalaaaa what Rock v2 is cookin plays over the speakers as Rock v2 gets a mixed reaction. With both men in the ring they go nose to nose and both look at the crowd on opposite sides before moving their heads to look at the other opposite sides of the arena as the crowd seem divided right down the middle with some chanting EZ MON-AY and half chanting ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY! They finally trades fists and Rock v2 has the better of it sending EZ Money back into the ropes before whipping him across the ring and hitting a running clothesline.Rock v2 jumps through the ropes and grabs the nearest chair before getting back in the ring and swinging it at EZ's head.EZ ducks and kicks Rock v2 in the stomach as the referee kicks the chair out of the ring.EZ Money goes for a piledriver but Rock v2 lifts up EZ and plants him with a strong Alabama slam

Rock v2-COUNT!

Ref-1...2....3......4.......

EZ makes his way to his feet for Rock v2 to set up for a Rock bottom and connects

Ref-1...2....3....4.....5........EZ is stirring so Rock v2 picks him up and starts laying the smack down in the corner.He whips EZ into a turnbuckle and charges but EZ gets a boot up and hits a spinning DDT

Ref-1...2....3....

EZ Money-Dont count i havnt finished!

EZ lifts Rock v2 to his feet and starts slapping him before kicking him through the ropes.EZ whips Rock v2 into the ringsteps and gets a Tag Title belt while the referee counts

Ref-1...2....3......4.......5.......6

Rock v2 makes his way up as EZ blasts him with his Tag Title belt busting Rock v2 open

Ref-1...2....3......4......5........6.......7..........8

Rock v2 makes it to his feet as EZ Money punches him up the ramp and asks some nearby fans for some money and they give him some notes.EZ Money shoves them in Rock v2's mouth

EZ Money-You want to turn on the money you son of a *****

EZ Money goes to throw Rock v2 off the side of the stage but Rock v2 counters and throws EZ Money into the MAYHEM metal writing before hitting a spinebuster on the steel ramp

Ref-1...2....3........4.........5...........6............7..........8

This time an eight count on EZ and Rock v2 climbs down off the stage and pulls EZ Money down with him.Rock v2 throws EZ Money into the crowd who are going nuts and they battle back and forth through the crowd with EZ Money throwing lager on Rock v2.The two men end up back by ringside and EZ starts choking Rock v2 with some cable cord at the timekeepers table

Ref-1....2.......3.........4...........5..............6...............7...................8.....

The third eight count and a long one as EZ Money starts clearing the commentary desk and hits Rock v2 in the head with a monitor before putting Rock v2 on top of the commentary table and setting himself up for his own Rock Bottom.Rock v2 starts elbowing EZ in the side of the head and hits a Rock Bottom through the table as both men are down

Ref-1...2....3......4.......5.........6.........7.............

Both men start stirring

8.............9..............10!

Rock v2 makes it to his feet just before the referee counts ten but collapses straight after

RJ-Rock v2 has won it but are either men winners tonight?

Paramedics look at both men who eventually walk out bloodied and limping but of their own accord

A long dramatic video plays of GWC and Saints journeys through the 6wf as partners,opponents,going their seperate ways and how they have been brought together also showing the men they beat to progress to the final of the 6wf Title Tournament

Michael Wire-GWC your moments away from possibly winning your first title

GWC-The time for talking is over,i guess we'll find out if GWC is all talk or if im world title material

RJ-GWC seems all buisness tonight

MAIN EVENT
6wf Title
The Saint Vs GWC

GWC is first through the curtain and the 6wf crowd give him hell on the way to the ring.GWC picks up a mic once in the ring

GWC-I just wanted to say

GWC doesnt say anything and just flips the bird at the 6wf fans

St Anger plays to deafening reception as Saint makes his way to the squared circle with his TAW Title over his shoulder.The referee goes over the rules with both men and checks their boots and elbow pads as the 6wf crowd is at a frenzy

The bell goes and both men circle each other putting a hand out to feel each other out and goad each other into making a mistake. They lock up and GWC pushes Saint back into a corner

Crowd-Boo!

They lock up again and GWC pushes Saint back but Saint switches and GWC ends up in the corner as the crowd cheer

Michael Wire-This is a partisan crowd if ever i saw one

Saint challenges GWC to a test of strength but GWC has seen Saint do this before and take the mick so decides not to.They lock up a third time and Saint applies a headlock.GWC pushes him into the ropes and they collide and neither man budges an inch.Saint tells GWC to run the ropes and he does and they collide again with neither man moving. GWC runs the ropes again and Saint moves and armdrags GWC and holds on.Saint changes arms and spins around the back of GWC before getting up and laughing.An infuriates GWC runs at Saint but Saint drop toeholds him and puts an armbar on.GWC uses the ropes to force the referee to break the hold.They lock up again and GWC plants a knee in Saints gut and follows with lifting Saint and planting his gut across his knee.GWC Stomps on Saints ribs before dropping consecutive elbows quickly.Saint gets up and GWC ties him up in the ropes

GWC-Whos your daddy now Saint?

GWC slaps Saints and continues working over the stomach before posing for the crowd.Saint escapes unnoticed and when GWC turns around GWC takes a boot to the gut and Saint goes for The Divine Force but GWC slips out and when Saint runs the ropes GWC connects with a big boot 1...2......Kick out! GWC picks Saint up and performs a backbreaker for another two count before putting Saint in a sharpshooter.Saint screams as GWC leans back further and Saint looks bright red when his fingertips miss the bottom rope and Saint passes out through the pain almost()but manages to grab the bottom rope.The damage is done and as Saint gets up GWC hits the CWG 1...2.......Kick out!

RJ-How did he kick out of that?

GWC cant believe it and picks Saint up and whips him into the ropes but ducks his head and Saint hits The Divine Force this time in the middle of the ring

1...2........Kick out!

RJ-How badly does GWC want this!

Michael Wire-This is amazing!

Saint goes for a second Divine Force but GWC holds on to the ref and low blows The Saint behind the referees back.GWC hits a second CWG and rolls Saint over with his feet on the ropes 1.....2..........3!!!

RJ-I dont believe this

GWC celebrates as The Dynasty come down and put him on their shoulders as blue and white ticker tape comes down from the arena and the 6wf crowd bombard the ring with bottles and rubbish

Michael Wire-This is a travesty! We're out of here!



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