Diablo's Christmas Party 2007

Diablo's locker room door is open to all to come in and celebrate the first few months of 6WF.

All are welcome...Heels and Faces alike...we are all kin at the 6WF Christmas Wrap Party.

Come in, share a sherry or two, scoff a few mince pies, and tell us what your favourite 6WF moments have been, your favourite feuds, where you see your character going in 2008.

I'd like to say a big Cheers and Merry Christmas to King of King Owls...the founder of 6WF... and Acer who has taken over the reigns spectacularly...a great booker.

So...Come on in...the fire is roasting (don't tell the Commissioner we got a camp fire in the locker room), Wizzard and Slade are on the stereo, Trish Stratus is running around in a Mrs Christmas outfit serving vol-au-vents and Zheng is setting up the karaoke machine....he's such a card!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Trish: OK...It's karaoke time...Up first is Zi Zheng...and he's singing "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby...

(Trish starts the machine and passes the mic to Zi Zheng....the backing track starts...and Zheng just stands...with a pink party hat on...

3 MINUTES LATER

the whole song has gone by without Zheng ever raising the mic to his face...)

Diablo: Wooooohoooo...Nice one...that was awesome! Jeez theres no doubting what you'd be if you weren't a wrestler is there?

Who's next?

*E-Val turns up, snogs Trish on the way in, grabs a drink and downs it in 1, does the same another 20 times, throws up over Diablo whilst trying to tell him what a nice party this is, then grabs the belt from EZ and wipes his mouth with it, then spews up again, and then E-Val drinks another 20 pints and does the rouge spear to Gillespie then says good night to everyone and hobbles home swaying left and right whilst doing a manic evil laugh*

*Golden Gillespie enters Diablos locker room*

"hey hey hold up Diablo no need to stand up i aint come here for trouble..... after all it is the season to be jolly"

"the golden one just dropped in to give out a few presents... wrapped in beautiful golden wrapping paper"

"here you go diablo, ez, trish, zheng and heres a special one for u acer"

"happy christmas everyone"

EZ: Thank you gillespie.

(Opens it up)

EZ: A TIMER....What dat hell

Goldie: Thats how long u have left with ur title b4 the golden era begins in 6wf

The futures bright

The futures....

EZ: SHUT THE HELL UP

Diablo: Woo-hoo...another present.

(Diablo opens his and he has a painting by numbers set...all the pots have been replaced with glittery gold paint)

(Zheng has a paintball gun...with every pellet replaced with gold ones)

Diablo: Dude...thats totally unfair...let me take a look at that...

(Diablo tries to take the gun out of Zheng's hands but he grips tight...they tussle like children for a while before the gun goes off in Diablo's face)

Diablo: Ahhh my eye, my eye...MY BEJEZZEZZING EYE...I can't see anything...it's like nemesis is coming...but its all gold...AHHHH!

(Trish...laughing at Diablo's agony...nice friend...opens hers...a golden alarm clock...and the alarm is set for a specific time and date in 2008)

Trish: What the hell is this supposed to mean? Umm.. Thank you.

Diablo: ARRRGHHHHH...GET ME A TOWEL YOU JERKS!!!

(Zheng is delighted with his golden paintball gun and starts firing it at everyone's faces)

Trish: Didn't your mum teach you how to play nice....OW!

Diablo: ARGGGGGGGH!

Diablo: Where are the Pheonix Alliance? I know we've had our differences but don't they want to boogey on down with...

YOUR LEGEND

YOUR PIN-UP

THE LAST OF THE FAMOUS INTERN-

Trish: Oi big head...this is a party, not one of your ego-trip ring entrances...pipe down. Your turn on the karaoke I think...you should sing Goldeneye!

Diablo: Haha...It still hurts you know...You're so insensitive!

(Gold pellet explodes over the back of his head)

JSS getting Scuttered When Midget Finlay Comes To the Bar with Midget Trish

JSS:How My Little Love Birds,Midget Finlay Did you get those Pictures Of Trish I want

Midget Nods

GOOD

Diablo comes Over and seeing Midget Finlay He Picks Him Up and Puts Him On The Fan(The Yoke On The Roof)And Turns It On everybody Laughs as Midget gets Mangled

Phoenix Alliance enters the party.

Merry xmas every1 ez....diablo.... Every1, i know we've all had our feuds over the last few months, and that will no doubt continue in the new year. But for 1 night only, every1 here is a friend of the phoenix alliance...this rounds on me...

Ok Everyone....I'd like to thank you all for coming to this end of year extravaganza...

6WF has been a riot so far and I'm looking forward to the new year already.

I'm not leaving yet, and I'll be hanging around the arena on Christmas Eve but I just wanted to catch anyone who may be off tonight...

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Diablo, Trish and Zheng will be back on January 2nd.